Jerry Clower's Deffinition of a Cow A cow is a completely automatic milk manufacturing machine. It is encased in untanned leather and mounted on four, vertical, movable supports, one on each corner. The front end contains the cutting and grinding mechanism, as well as light sensors, an air inlet and exhaust, a bumper, and a fog horn. At the rear is the dispensing apparatus and an automatic fly swatter. The central portion houses a hydro- chemical conversion plant. This consists of four fermentation and storage tanks connected in series by an intricate network of flexible plumbing. This section also contains the heating plant, complete with automatic temperature controls, pumping station, and main ventilating system. The waste disposal apparatus is located at the rear of the central section. In brief, the extremely visible features are: 2 lookers 2 hookers 4 stand-uppers 4 hanger-downers And a Swishy-Wishy.