Date: Sat, 30 SEP 95 3:20:12 EDT From: Tim Fitzpatrick Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: OJ's Statements to Judge Ito After months of silence, OJ finally spoke at the trial. His words to Judge Ito were.. "I did not, could not and would not have committed this crime. Seems with a little help from Dr. Suess and a bit more time, he and Judge Ito could have extended this statement: ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Ito's statemets in ALL CAPS... OJ's in lower case. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- DID YOU DO THIS AWFUL CRIME? DID YOU DO IT ANYTIME? I did not do this awful crime. I could not, would not, anytime. DID YOU TAKE THIS PERSON'S LIFE? DID YOU DO IT WITH A KNIFE? I did not do it with a knife. I did not, could not, kill my wife. I did not do this awful crime I could not, would not, anytime. DID YOU LEAVE A POOL A BLOOD? DID YOU DROP THIS BLOODY GLOVE? I did not leave a pool of blood. I can not even wear that glove. I did not do it with a knife. I did not, could not, kill my wife. I did not do this awful crime I could not, would not, anytime. I do not like green eggs and ham I do not like them Sam I Am -- Selected by Jim Griffith. MAIL your joke to funny@clari.net. Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply.