What most women expect:
 
 He will be a brilliant
    conversationalist.

 He will be very sensitive, kind,
    understanding, truly loving.

 He will be a very hard working man.

 He will help around the house by
    washing dishes, vacuuming floors,
    and taking care of the yard.

 He will help his wife raise the
    children.

 He will be a man of emotional and
    physical strength.

 He will be as smart as Einstein, but
    will look like Robert Redford.
 

What she gets:
 
 He always takes her to the best
    restaurants. (Some day he may even
    take her inside.)

 He doesn't have any ulcers...he gives
    them.

 Anytime he gets an idea in his head,
    he has the whole thing in a
    nutshell.

 He's well-known as a miracle worker..
    it's a miracle when he works.

 He supports his wife in the manner to
    which she was accustomed...he's
    letting her keep her job.

 He's such a bore that he even bores
    you to death when he gives you a
    compliment.

 He has occasional flashes of silence
    that make his conversation
    brilliant.