From wizard_2@pacbell.net Tue Dec 10 09:20:52 1996
Date: Mon, 09 Dec 1996 16:54:34 -0800
From: Megga Force <wizard_2@pacbell.net>
To: Adam <ant@ecs.fullerton.edu>
Subject: [Fwd: To the Students on the List]


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Date: Sun, 08 Dec 1996 08:21:47 -0800
From: Chris Ward <A1pyrat@ix.netcom.com>
To: A1Pyrat@ix.netcom.com
Subject: To the Students on the List

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'Twas the Night Before Finals

'Twas the night before finals,
And all through the college, 
The students were praying
For last-minute knowledge.

Out in the taverns,
A few were still drinking,
And hoping that liquor
Would loosen their thinking.

In my own room, 
I had been pacing,
And dreading exams
I soon would be facing.

My roommate was speechless,
His nose in his book,
And my comments to him
Drew unfriendly looks.

I drained all the coffee,
And brewed a new pot,
No longer caring
That my nerves were shot.

I stared at my notes,
But my thoughts were all muddy;
My eyes went a blur,
And I just couldn't study.

"Some pizza might help,"
I said with a shiver,
But each place I called
Refused to deliver.

I'd nearly concluded
That life was too cruel,
With futures depending
On grades earned in school.

When all of a sudden 
Our door opened wide
And Patron Saint Put-It-Off
Ambled inside.

His spirit was careless,
His manner was mellow,
But summoning effort
He started to below:

"What kind of student
Would make such a fuss
To toss back at teachers
What they have toss us?


On Cliff Notes!  On Crib Notes!
On Last Year's Exams!
On Wing-it and Sling-it,
And Last-Minute Crams!"

His message delivered,
He vanished from sight,
But we heard him laughing 
Outside in the night:

"Your teachers have pegged you,
So just do your best^Å
Happy Finals to all,
And to All,  a good test."

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Chris Ward
A1Pyrat@ix.netcom.com

If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?

Please!!!!!!!!!  DO NOT DRINK and DRIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.  
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