T H E   R U L E S
 
 
1   The FEMALE always makes The RULES
 
2   The RULES are subject to change at
    any time without prior notification
 
3   No MALE can possibly know all The
    RULES
 
4   If the FEMALE suspects the MALE
    knows all THE RULES she must
    immediately change some or all of
    The RULES
 
5  The FEMALE is never wrong
 
6  If the FEMALE is wrong, it's due to
   a misunderstanding that is a direct
   result of something the MALE did or
   said wrong
 
7  The MALE must apologize immediately
   for causing said misunderstanding
 
8  The FEMALE may change her mind at
   any time
 
9  The MALE must never change his mind
   without the express written consent
   of the FEMALE
 
10 The FEMALE has every right to be
   angry or upset at any time
 
11 The MALE must remain calm at all
   times unless the FEMALE wants him
   to be angry and/or upset
 
12 The FEMALE must, under no
   circumstances, let the MALE know
   whether or not she wants him to be
   angry and/or upset
 
13 The MALE is expected to mind read at
   all times
 
14 The FEMALE is ready when she's ready
 
15 The MALE must be ready at all times
 
16 Any attempt to document The RULES
   could result in bodily harm
 
17 The MALE who doesn't abide by The
   RULES can't take the heat, lacks
   backbone and is a wimp